Spread a rumour about the person above

[Crystal]

Emotion is an 80 yo lady who has a lot of money and spends her time trolling websites

[Emotion]

Crystal stalks delivery trucks and steals the packages when they are dropped off onto someone's front door.

[Crystal]

Emotion is a hippy who has a very, very long hair and wears colorful clothes all the time. He spends the whole day playing the guitar in a field full of flowers lol

[Emotion]

Haha

Crystal is secretly a super genius, but she wants to fit in with society so she pretends like she's of average intelligence.

[Crystal]

Haha...Emotion is Jesus Christ and God gave him a laptop to troll websites and forums

[Emotion]

Crystal is secretly batwoman and has a secret lair somewhere in a forest.

[Crystal]

[quote='Emotion' pid='132' dateline='1364931839']
Crystal is secretly batwoman and has a secret lair somewhere in a forest.
[/quote]

Who told you that??? :s :huh:
Now we have a problem here!!!

Emotion is a double-spy who works simultaneously for the KGB and the CIA. That's his biggest secret!!!

[Emotion]

You fool, that's going to get me killed when they find out!

Crystal is a 1000 year old vampire and every 80 years or so she 'dies', but her body is never found. She also feeds on the souls of children to maintain her longevity.

[Crystal]

Emotion is Michael Jackson.
He faked his own death because he was tired of the media and his fans, lol

[Emotion]

Those darn fans kept calling me a pedophile :@

Crystal is a realistic-looking android that's being controlled by someone in a van.

[Crystal]

[quote='Emotion' pid='162' dateline='1365133527']
Those darn fans kept calling me a pedophile :@
[/quote]

Yeah...they can go to hell!!! haha....

Emotion is actually that Google Spider Bot. He's just gathering data for the government to monitor us closely...

And no! I'm not paranoid

[Emotion]

Haha

Crystal is actually a dog that can type. She goes on the computer when her owner is out and sometimes orders products using her owner's credit card.

[Crystal]

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Now that you know it, I'm gonna bite you, haha

Last night, Emotion got extremely drunk. He couldn't open the door of his house and had to sleep in the backyard.

[Emotion]

For your information, I chose to sleep in the backyard. I just didn't want to go through the hassle of opening the door.

Crystal is using someone else's identity and is collecting debt on their name's. She changes her identity every 2 years and steals a lot of money from the people whose identity's she took.

[Crystal]

You were too drunk!!! Don't lie to me

Emotion is a crazy cowboy from Texas. He also owns a huge oil company and wants to invade the Middle East to make lots of profits...:D

[Emotion]

The titanic didn't accidentally hit an iceburg, Crystal snuck into the control room and steered the boat towards it.

[Crystal]

Aehem...well, you see, I was kinda drunk that night...heh...:D

Emotion got drunk again last night, but this time it was worse: he vomited all over and fell asleep on the kitchen's floor. It was a total mess...OMG :rolleyes:

[Emotion]

No, no, no. That wasn't me, a goat somehow got in and vomited on the floor. It left before I could take a picture.

Crystal is an extremely intelligent cat that uses her owner's computer when they go out. She likes to post vile and untrue things on the Internet. In fact, she is part of a super-genius cat group that's threatening to take over the Internet and the World.

[Crystal]

Hah!!! I think I've made obvious the fact that I'm a cat. Shame on me!!!

Emotion is a ghost. He lives in an empty old house, full of dusty stuff. He goes outside when there's full moon to scare other people.

[Emotion]

Well, when you're a ghost you don't have much hobbies so of course I'm going to scare people

Crystal is from another Galaxy, she traveled to this Galaxy because of the simplicity of life on Earth compared to her old home planet.